woodpleaser:

when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations

thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary and I’m not here for it

(Fonte: radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea)

sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

,,

She imagines him imagining her.
This is her salvation.

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin  (via larmoyante)